We need to get a few things out of the way before this blog gets rolling so to avoid the inevitable Frequently Asked Questions here are the answers:
This blog and its owners will remain anonymous.
Please do not ask where I work because I will not tell you. I would hate to piss off the customers that have made so many of these stories possible.
There will be at least two different authors of the blogs. The creator of the blog will be known from now on as 'The Chosen One' and my accomplice will be 'ManBearPig'.
We will attempt to keep any swearing and foul language to a minimum but some stories just really need it. If you do not like our language then don't read our blog. This is meant to be as uncensored and unadulterated as possible.
If any of the stories seem like they are about you it is merely a coincidence. Please do not attack my blog saying I am talking about you, please don't flatter yourself. There are millions of people that order pizza every day and odds are, the same things are happening all over the country. AND if something in this blog resembles your treatment of delivery drivers then cut that shit out and change your life.
If there are any people, situations, or topics you want to know more about please just ask. Most customers are repeat offenders so they will come up a lot.
All names, places and some likenesses will be changed at the discretion of the blog author.
And to the friends we will be passing this blog on to: Please DO NOT reveal our names, location, etc if you post any comments.
All my love and adoration,
The Chosen One
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