Friday, July 23, 2010

Get ready for the ride

So I have been wanting to start this for a long time now. Delivering pizzas is an adventure. You may think that the person pulling into your driveway doesn't care that you answer the door in a towel, or naked for that matter. You may not think that we care about the porn you're watching on your t.v. or that we hear you telling your kids how hard you're going to hit them if they don't "shut the fuck up" you may think that tipping is unnecessary or even that we don't appreciate the great tip you give us. Truth is, we may only be at your door for fifteen seconds but those fifteen seconds can make or break our night. You can learn a lot about a person by delivering their food. I have enough stories to make William Shakespeare look like an amateur. I love delivering and I love customers. I love the good, the bad, the ugly, the drunk, the high, and the naked. I love the good tippers, the bad tippers, and the customers that never seem to hear the doorbell. These are their stories, from the way I see them, fifteen seconds at a time.

These are my confessions.
Confessions of a Delivery Driver.
This is just the beginning.

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